How a man's situation changes:

How a man's situation changes:

Before marriage: Hero No. 1
After marriage: Coolie No. 1

Before marriage: I'm in love
After marriage: Why did I fall in love!

Before marriage: Jaan-e-man mat jao
After marriage: Jaan mat khao

Before marriage: Can't live without you
After marriage: Can't live with you

Before marriage: Kuchh to bolo
After marriage: Kabhi chup bhi ho lo

Before marriage: I love you
After marriage: Aaj phir aaloo

And the best one..

Before marriage: Milne kab aaogi
After marriage: Maaike kab jaaogi.